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🔥 Sibling Smackdown: The Family Cage Match No One Talks About (Until It’s Too Late)...

A WTF Article on the Comedy, Carnage, and Psychological Craters of Growing Up with a Certified Household Terrorist Who Shares Your DNA By: That Middle Child Who’s Still in Therapy Domestic Frontlines | May 2025 Act I: “It’s Just Sibling Rivalry!” (Says Every Clueless Adult in a Burning Living Room) You know the scene. One kid is crying. Another is smirking. A vase is broken. A controller has been flung. Mom walks in and sighs: “Ugh, stop fighting. You’re siblings. That’s normal.” And boom, case closed. Childhood resumes. Except sometimes, it’s not normal. Sometimes it’s the beginning of a long, slow psychological meltdown that turns bedtime into battle strategy and family dinners into interrogation scenes. Because there’s conflict, and then there’s warfare . Act II: When “Go to Your Room” Is a War Crime Let’s define terms. Sibling conflict is when two relatively equal forces disagree over toys, TV remotes, or who’s breathing too loudly. Sibling bullying , however, is a f...

🍟 Liver Let Die: The WTF War Between Sugar, Alcohol, and the Seed Oils Hiding in Your Salad...

Or: How That ‘Healthy’ Sunflower Oil Just Declared Jihad on Your Liver While Sugar and Vodka Take a Smoke Break By: Dr. Khaali Patta, PhD (Pretty hungry Dietician) W.T.F. Bureau of Nutritional Neurosis and Culinary Conspiracies Forget everything you thought you knew about liver villains. If you believed sugar was Satan, alcohol was Beelzebub, and fatty fried food was a distant cousin with a shady past — allow us to introduce the real plot twist of 2025: Seed oils may actually be the Silent Assassins™ in your kitchen. Yes, the same seemingly “heart-healthy” oils your dietitian recommended in 2012 — sunflower oil, safflower oil, cottonseed oil — are now being accused of inflaming not just your liver, but also nutrition Twitter, keto influencers, and one confused auntie who thought ghee was poison. So, buckle up. We’re going full WTF on: The seed oil scandal The misunderstood liver And how your “light” salad dressing may be dark AF Chapter 1: Meet Your Liver — The ...

🛌Sleepless in San Francisco: The Curious Case of the 4-Hour Humans and the Mutant Gene That Outslept Us All...

Or How Science Found People Who Can Outwork You, Outlive You, and Still Be Annoyingly Perky Before Sunrise By: Dr. Insomnia X. Jetlag Chief Correspondent, W.T.F. Science & Wellness Bureau In a universe where most people are one alarm snooze away from a nervous breakdown and can’t function without two cappuccinos and a prayer, a select few walk among us — thriving , smiling , and sending emails at 4:03 AM. These rare creatures — known in polite scientific circles as “Natural Short Sleepers” (NSS) and in colloquial society as “ the people we low-key resent ” — can function at peak human levels with just four to six hours of sleep. No coffee. No meltdown. No mental fog. Just clean, efficient, disturbingly productive circadian wizardry. And now, scientists may have found the genetic cheat code behind this sleep sorcery. Chapter 1: The Mutant Elite — SIK3-N783Y and the Rise of the Sleepless Avengers In a groundbreaking study published in PNAS (which, despite its awkward acro...